LeroysBoots
7:26 Mon Apr 17
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Don't worry Alf's, thoroughbred race horses will be available soon when racing is banned and they have to kill thousands !
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lab
7:15 Mon Apr 17
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Always have a capon at xmas
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Swiss.
7:01 Mon Apr 17
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Volaille de Bresse is nice but I prefer a capon
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gph
3:38 Sun Apr 16
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"Portioned it up to make it the proper way with a cream source."
You were going to cook it with an udder?
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Hammer and Pickle
7:26 Sat Apr 15
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Do you know the one about the poulet de Bresse expert from Michelin?
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Iron Duke
7:24 Sat Apr 15
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Surely you would just get one of your servants to use the aga?
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Too Much Too Young
7:19 Sat Apr 15
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I bought a Bresse chicken from House of Fraser around 2008 for about £28...had to chop its head and feet off and rip out its organs.
Portioned it up to make it the proper way with a cream source.
As i put it in the pan, the gas supply went off down the whole street for about 2 hours.
Ruined.
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Hammer and Pickle
6:45 Sat Apr 15
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If this is a sad, cruel world, there are few things sadder and more cruel than battery farming. However, humour, however perverse, never did nobody no harm so my chicken is that posh it gets its free-range poultry delivered directly to its Henley on Thames mansion.
I'll get my coat now and cluck off.
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Side of Ham
6:06 Sat Apr 15
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*the
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Side of Ham
6:05 Sat Apr 15
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Why does Swiiiiiisssssssss always post on here like a Queen?
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Nurse Ratched
6:00 Sat Apr 15
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Everybody's laughing till the chicken gets uppity.
https://youtube.com/shorts/fEw4rSpN8dQ?feature=share
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Side of Ham
5:44 Sat Apr 15
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I knew a chicken that was so posh it had its own personal security guard called Willwall. I say ‘knew’ because it’s personal security guard was shit…..
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kylay
5:41 Sat Apr 15
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I don't really give a shit about the conditions but you can't deny the difference in taste which is why I go for them.
I roast a bird every week and won't eat the cheap ones. Life is too short.
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Nurse Ratched
5:36 Sat Apr 15
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My chicken is so posh it says "Penis-a-doodle-doooo"
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Side of Ham
5:27 Sat Apr 15
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My chicken is soooooooo posh it gets chauffeur driven to me from the KFC
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WHU(Exeter)
5:24 Sat Apr 15
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If it’s for a sandwich at work, I just get the really cheap supermarket stuff, and smother it with mayonnaise and black pepper.
Tastes just like the real thing.
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Nurse Ratched
5:22 Sat Apr 15
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HOW POSH IS YOUR CHICKEN?
We want to judge you.
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Side of Ham
5:11 Sat Apr 15
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Swisssssssssss 3:39
Your post screams about you wanting to come out of the closet….except it’s fine these days….the clue is how homophobic you try to be….read that back to yourself as it is hysterical spite….hahahaha!
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Hammer and Pickle
5:04 Sat Apr 15
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Guinea fowls make a fine pillow. One of my old man’s many claims to fame was waking up one morning in a strange garden to find himself resting on one. Needless to say the fowl in question did not wake up.
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Mike Oxsaw
5:02 Sat Apr 15
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Guinea Fowl for a Poundland Pig.
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